Humour - (Courtesy ~ Rams and chain emails!)

Jeppiar, the chairman of Satyabama Engineering College and some other colleges (in Chennai) started his career as a police constable. He was the right hand of MGR and due to his political power he started an engineering college. He named it after MGR’s mother Satyabama. Now, enjoy these English sentences from Jeppiar . Friends they are extemely funny and you might burst into laughter. These are a few comedies about Jeppiar. Mind u. These are facts!!!!! Nice to read…read it fully..u will really enjoy it.

# About his family :
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I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)
# At the ground :
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* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her…{Meaning girl with specs).
# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone for a movie with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… ( to that boy ) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today
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* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….
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once jeppiar had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
This is the way his english will be but let me tell u some of the dialogues heard during Sathyabama college day 2001 -
“This college strict u the worry no … u get good marks, i the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry i enjoy”
St joseph freshyears day 2003 -
“No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police”
One of his famous sayings “girl girl talk,boy boy talk, but no boy girl talk”.

For Mani!

Mani... If i would have heard this name before June of 2007 sure my mind would visualize only the currency (Money)! My roommate in pune till Oct 4th 2009! I hardly watched 10 movies in theater till 2007. But this theater freak made me to watch close to a dozen of movies each month*** We sometimes think why not to shift from Kumar paradise to Inox or E-square theaters... A good soul helped a lot in my self realization journey! We have had a lot of arguments, fights and many days have gone without exchange of words... Many great and ever cherishing moments as well. We challenged our maturity frequently and i confess we both have lost miserably!

We have a lot in common.. For instance i did not cry when my grandmother passed away.. I was her first and favourite grandson and to me she was more than my mother! Mani had a grandfather and when he expired he did not cry!! Demonic aren't we... Yes for the sensible world! We actually did a transformation of energy that works well for the laziest of mankind! We did not cry but we kept all the feelings inside and did achieve what they wanted us to be and what would make our raisers proud! He has shown a lot of caring in me like an elder bro and Bhavan never liked others' caring and sympathy... but actually loved his way! Many time he has perfectly demonstrated the Big B atti! If i speak with X what the heck causes you pain da...

He ofcourse has a deep worry! Our age difference is close to 4 yrs and he wittingly feels i don't give him the respect for age!! So let me write "Mani Anna".. Poruma DAAA!! Great knowing you Mani Hariharan...